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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Recipe for Writing a Popular Book


1 great idea
Assorted characters
2 teaspoons of scintillating dialogue
A pinch of Stephen Hing
Salt and pepper to taste


Great idea ko Bar-bar Cartland ke through sieve karen until only the finest go through. Mix assorted characters into the idea, keep adding water until Charles Thickens. Knead until soft. Make dough balls and use J K Rolling pin to flatten into 3-inch pancakes.

Itne mein dialogue ko Arthur Conan mein Doyle ke boil karen. When liquid is reduced to half original quantity, Aur-thoda Hailey milaayen aur acchhi tarah se stir kar lein.

Brush dialogue over pancakes and cook over Ian Flaming fire until brown on top. Serve hot.

Goes best with Jeffrey Aachar and fresh Agatha Mishti from Kolkata.

Serves any number.

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